If I could be any animal

If I could be any animal I wanted I would be a koala. These awesome creatures sleep 23 hours a day. Not only that, but when they are awake they eat only eucalyptus leaves which gets them high. Also in that one hour is when they mate. So all in all the koala lives the greatest most fulfilling life of any animal ever made. They sleep 23 hours a day and only wake up to have sex and get high. They have no need for the hustle and bustle of city life, all they need is a eucalyptus tree, a pretty girl koala and a pillow and they are set for life (don't even really need the pillow). On top of that they live IN the tree so they are out of reach of most predators so they just don't move and live a long and very happy life.